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Information integrity in the age of AI With conflicts in West Asia, Ukraine, Sudan, and elsewhere showing no signs of abating, media focus, rightly, on the kinetic exchanges and their immediate victims. Who is firing what in whose general direction? What damage…Een paar maanden geleden beschreef ik een hypothetisch einde van de staat Israël. Politiek correcter: ik voorzag, enigszins naïef, een plotselinge, vreedzame overgang van een regime dat slechts de helft van de inwoners tussen de Middellandse Zee en de Jordaan stemrecht geeft,…
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Information integrity in the age of AI With conflicts in West Asia, Ukraine, Sudan, and elsewhere showing no signs of abating, media focus, rightly, on the kinetic exchanges and their immediate victims. Who is firing what in whose general direction? What damage…The ethnonational state, particularly when organised around ancestry, historical trauma and permanent insecurity, doesn’t cure collective vulnerability. It tends to institutionalise it, giving fear, grievance and supremacy a bureaucracy and an army. Germany and Israel are not ‘failed states’ in the conventional…
EnglishEssayJournal archiveSelf-published archiveWorld AffairsAs Europe picks up the gauntlet in Ukraine after American disengagement, history offers a cautionary tale: from France handing Vietnam to the US, to the US leaving Europe to its proxy war against Russia, a cynical ploy comes full circle. Post-World War…
EnglishEssayJournal archiveSelf-published archiveWorld AffairsWhen faced with decline, movements must choose between adaptation and dogma. A century ago, Muslim intellectuals wrestled with how to reconcile faith with modernity. Today, the Western left faces a similar reckoning: as artificial intelligence reshapes labour and power, will progressives seize…
EnglishEssayJournal archiveSelf-published archiveWorld AffairsIslamo-gauchisme – De Strijd om de Toekomst Bedreigde ideologieën hebben twee keuzes: zich aanpassen of vasthouden aan dogma’s. Een eeuw geleden vroegen islamitische denkers zich af of hun geloof moest plooien naar de moderniteit of net strikter nageleefd worden. Vandaag staat links…
EssayJournal archiveNederlandsSelf-published archiveWorld AffairsEen paar maanden geleden beschreef ik een hypothetisch einde van de staat Israël. Politiek correcter: ik voorzag, enigszins naïef, een plotselinge, vreedzame overgang van een regime dat slechts de helft van de inwoners tussen de Middellandse Zee en de Jordaan stemrecht geeft,…
EssayKnackMiddle EastNederlandsPalestinePublished essaysWorld AffairsIsrael-Palestine at a crossroads. Again. In early March, six months into the Gazan genocide, I described a hypothetical end of the state of Israel. More politically correct: I optimistically prophesied a sudden switch from a system where half of the people living…
EnglishEssayJournal archiveMiddle EastPalestineSelf-published archiveWorld AffairsDe Amerikaanse president Biden stuurde gisteren, na goedkeuring door senatoren van beide partijen, voor $26.38 miljard aan steun naar Israël, en $60.84 miljard naar Oekraïne. Het merendeel vloeit rechtstreeks terug naar Amerikaanse wapenbedrijven. De vraag stelt zich inmiddels of dat een toevallige…
EssayKnackNederlandsPublished essaysWorld AffairsAs the title snags your attention, allow me to clarify: this is no call for genocide or displacement of any group or individual, voluntary or otherwise, but an exploration of a governance model, which determines the lives of 14 million people, give…
EnglishEssayKnackMiddle EastPalestinePublished essaysWorld AffairsI look on, once more, in horror. I look away in disgust. Another round of violence, another stain on our collective humanity. A few things bear repeating – though I grow weary of doing so. And why should I, in Belgium, or…
EnglishJournal archiveMiddle EastNotePalestineSelf-published archiveWorld AffairsAltijd leuk om op het strand te lezen, een verhaal over ufo’s. Alleen heeft een Amerikaanse ex-officier nu écht onder ede getuigd dat de VS ufowrakken geheimhouden. Krijgen Mulder en Scully, de FBI-agenten uit de ninetiesserie The X Files, dertig jaar na…
ConsciousnessEssayKnackNederlandsPublished essaysThe OthersHoewel de stroomprijzen van mijn energiecoöperatie vooralsnog niet stegen, installeerde ik afgelopen Mei op mijn balkon een zogenaamd ‘plug-and-play’ zonnepaneel. Via webwinkels in Nederland en Duitsland kocht ik het paneel zelf, micro-omvormer, bevestigingshaken, en een wifi-stekkertje waarmee ik de productie via de…
EssayKnackNederlandsPublished essaysTechnologyThe world is a brutal place. There is a time and a place and a manner in which to fight for human dignity. That place is not Afghanistan. That manner can never be a military occupation against the wishes of a population.
EnglishEssayMO*Published essaysWorld AffairsTwo US presidents ago, I arrived in Palestine as a rookie ‘aid worker’. Facebook was barely a thing, the Arab Spring a mere season, and the peace process of yet no grounds for cynicism or incredulity. I for one was still a…
EnglishEssayMiddle EastMO*PalestinePublished essaysWorld AffairsEen tweetal Amerikaanse presidenten geleden beland ik als groentje in Palestina. Facebook kwam net piepen. De Arabische lente is nog gewoon een seizoen, het vredesproces geen grond voor cynisme of ongeloof. Ikzelf geloof er op dat moment in elk geval nog in.
EssayMiddle EastMO*NederlandsPalestinePublished essaysWorld AffairsThe world’s advanced economies, and by extension its polities, seem to have hit a glass ceiling. More or less since the oil crisis of the early 1970s, economic growth; including real wage growth and other social metrics, has been anemic. Austerity sank…
EnglishEssayInsideEVsPublished essaysTechnologyWorld AffairsIn the mid-90s a certain Robert Muller wrote: The Birth of a Global Civilization. Like my youthful self, this former Assistant-Secretary-General of the UN, was a strong advocate of a world government. When globalism was still an ideal, not a swear word.
EnglishEssayJournal archiveSelf-publishedWorld AffairsStil(le) geboorte van een wereldbeschaving. Midden jaren ‘90 schreef een zekere Robert Muller: Geboorte van een wereldbeschaving. De man, voormalig vice-secretaris-generaal van de VN was, net als mijn jeugdige zelf, vurig voorstander van een wereldregering. Toen mondialisme nog een ideaal was, geen…
EssayJournal archiveNederlandsSelf-publishedWorld AffairsBij het toetreden van Michael Freilich tot de NVA, en de paralellen die hij daarbij trekt met de situatie in Israël, moest ik onwillekeurig terugdenken aan de RTBF ‘rapportage’ over de onafhankelijkheid van Vlaanderen. Twaalf jaar geleden alweer. Destijds correspondeerde ik vanuit…
EssayJournal archiveNederlandsSelf-published archiveWorld AffairsMijn vrienden lachen met mij. Tot op de dag van vandaag. Mijn linkie-winkie, progressieve, universitair geschoolde, theater-minnende vrienden. Ik had het namelijk gewaagd om op… hou u vast aan de takken van de bomen als je er nog vindt… op de NVA…
EssayJournal archiveNederlandsSelf-published archiveWorld AffairsDat zei een collega uit Bangladesh vaak als hij wat later op het werk toekwam omwille van een of andere tergende administratieve horde waar hij als niet-Belg en aanstaande vader mee te maken had. “Nee meneer, dat kunnen we niet doen. On…
Journal archiveNederlandsSatireSelf-published archiveIk had ze wel zien aankomen, de hesjes. De kost van brandstof, het moet gezegd, rijst al langer de pan uit. De beweging van de ‘gilets jaunes’ wordt intussen aangegrepen om allerhande min of meer gerelateerde grieven te ventileren. Muitende jongeren dikken…
De MorgenNederlandsPublished essaysSatireOver de meerwaarde van elektrische wagens over verbrandingsmotoren is al meer inkt gevloeid dan superplus98. Da’s logisch, omdat inzake efficiëntie, kost, en ecologische impact de technologie constant evolueert. De elektriciteit die je vandaag in een elektroauto tankt is niet die van vijf…
EssayMO*NederlandsPublished essaysTechnologyWith Trump’s inauguration a mere week away, environmentalists are bracing for the worst. After eight years of Obama, with his emphasis on renewable sources, a lot has changed. Despite being surrounded by fossil fuel tycoons and climate change deniers, his successor will…
EnglishEssayMO*Published essaysTechnologyWorld AffairsEen week te gaan voor de inauguratie van Donald Trump. Na de regering van Obama, met zijn nadruk op hernieuwbare bronnen, zetten milieuactivisten zich schrap. Ondanks het feit dat hij omringd wordt door fossiele brandstoftycoons en klimaatontkenners –hij is er zelf een-…
EssayMO*NederlandsPublished essaysTechnologyWorld Affairs25 jaar geleden marcheerde extreemrechts het Belgische politieke toneel op. De verkiezing van Donald Trump herinnert ons eraan dat we niet langer de andere kant op kunnen kijken. Er is woede, er is angst. Hoe kunnen we beantwoorden aan de verwachtingen van…
EssayMO*NederlandsPublished essaysWorld AffairsTot aan de beslissing om het Ottomaanse Rijk te ontbinden en op te delen werd het voortbestaan ervan gezien in het licht van haar rol als buffer tegen de Russische ruk richting bevaarbare wateren, en om af en toe op te treden…
EssayMiddle EastMO*NederlandsPublished essaysWorld AffairsNext week, the G7 summit in quaint Schloss Elmau, Germany, will tackle the climate crisis, among many other looming disasters. I mean, opportunities. For the eternal optimist, the glass is always half full. Especially when one is, as the saying goes, in…
EnglishEssayMO*Published essaysTechnologyWorld AffairsVolgende week buigt de G7 zich in het Duitse Schloss Elmau zich onder andere over de klimaatcrisis. Pardon, klimaatopportuniteit. Voor een eeuwige optimist is het glas immer halfvol. Des te beter als het water tot aan de lippen staat. Ik betrap er…
EssayMO*NederlandsPublished essaysTechnologyWorld AffairsIn een vorig artikel beschreven we hoe een wereld waar machines meer en meer mensentaken op zich nemen een nieuw socio-economisch bestel nodig maakt. In dit vervolg willen we dieper ingaan op de wisselwerking tussen de aan gang zijnde technologische en ecologische…
EssayMO*NederlandsPublished essaysTechnologyWorld AffairsSteeds intelligentere computers nemen meer en meer intellectuele jobs voor hun rekening, stelt auteur Tom Kenis vast. Waar gaat dat eindigen? Kenis argumenteert dat een basisinkomen voor iedereen de oplossing vormt. De wereld staat op zijn kop. Een opeenvolging van uitvindingen vormt…
EssayMO*NederlandsPublished essaysTechnologyWorld AffairsWe schrijven augustus 2024. Precies tien jaar na afloop van operatie Protective Edge, is die echo uit een ver verleden voer geworden voor specialisten en, meer en meer, historici. Althans volgens een eerste van twee scenario’s: de hier onder geschetste optimistische blik…
EssayMiddle EastMO*NederlandsPalestinePublished essaysWorld AffairsDe Chinese vrije markt doet het uitstekend. Een vrije markt zonder vrije ideeënmarkt, ook wel democratie genaamd, werkt. Sommige westerse politici denken schijnbaar dat we enkel door dat systeem na te bootsen de concurrentie met de Chinezen aan zullen kunnen. Zowel de…
EssayMO*NederlandsPublished essaysWorld AffairsAfrika staat niet alleen aan de wieg van de mensheid, maar ook van meer clichés dan je met een gammel Russisch transportvliegtuig kan overvliegen. Die gemeenplaatsen kloppen veelal. Hier lieten die uit het noorden; Arabieren en Europeanen, zich van hun meest gruwelijke,…
EssayMO*NederlandsPublished essaysWorld AffairsMarch 30, 2011 (MO *) – These days, Judaism and Christianity are often presented as kindred souls who stand for democracy and human rights, while Islam is cut from a wholly different cloth. This essay by Tom Kenis argues that the books…
EnglishEssayMiddle EastMO*PalestinePublished essaysWorld AffairsIslam, jodendom en christendom lijken erg op elkaar 30 maart 2011 ( MO* ) — Tegenwoordig worden jodendom en christendom dikwijls voorgesteld als verwante zielen die staan voor democratie en mensenrechten, terwijl islam uit een heel ander hout zou zijn gesneden. Tom…
EssayMiddle EastMO*NederlandsPalestinePublished essaysWorld AffairsBrussels pouts “The occupation must end.” “Anti-Semite!” Five words; a mere two phrases suffice to sum up the dialog-gerheads between a growing chorus of American citizens, European citizens, trade unions, academia, an ever-shifting panoply of online forums, and Israel. Brussels, as the…
EnglishJournal archiveSatireWordPressCroc got me locked tight in the jaw. His jaw unfortunately. Not mine. And to those rather faintly acquainted with um, stuff, I'm not talking about a ham and cheese grilled sandwich either. The matter at hand –for that is where I’m…
DispatchEnglishJournal archiveMySpaceWorld AffairsThe rains, or vertical rivers as I've taken to calling them, have paused a few times today. Like a child during breastfeeding. Suddenly this hammer of silence whacks you on the skull, and you almost wish the rain wouldn't stop as only…
DispatchEnglishJournal archiveMySpaceWorld AffairsEvening's come. Like a cat burglar. Like a crow, from out of nowhere squawking, but prettier. A maroon Technicolor bird. Long rainbow robes derived from millions of years of competitive mating. Clock-radio speakers on the bar fridge spring a metal plunky vibe,…
DispatchEnglishJournal archiveMySpaceWorld AffairsTom’s Tech Corner : Moving into 2009 The future of Blu-Ray. You might, but probably haven’t, noticed that a consortium led by Sony won the next-generation DVD war. What does this mean for you? In a word, nothing. The DVD was a…
EnglishEssayJournal archiveMySpaceTechnologyIt was the year of the death of the year 2008. Every single month reeked a valedictory. An American president finally weared of himself, dusting off his coattails for the long walk, and one last smirky wave at the press corps. An…
EnglishEssayJournal archiveMySpaceTechnologyPart 1 I remember the last time I saw the sun. Or rather, I remember how it was. Before all this. My face tinged a slight crimson of indulgence. An afternoon's sandpapered skin, and sand in pants and nooks and hiding among…
EnglishFictionJournal archiveMySpaceAlthough zombies, or the myth of dead people returning in various manifestations to inform, puzzle, haunt, or eat the living, are present in all cultures, as far back as a mention in the epic of Gilgamesh of ancient Sumer, the word “zombie”…
ConsciousnessEnglishJournal archiveMySpaceNoteI’m not a pessimist. Nor could I, even arguably, be labeled an optimist…. let alone a realist. I believe there are as many futures as there are people, and that every breathing second opens new avenues, both toward, and away from conflict.
EnglishJournal archiveMySpaceSatireWorld AffairsLast year in Palestine. Sort of. It’s 2007. I have all but packed. Well, sort of. It’s a tough place to be at, sometimes. Even harder to leave. Although the food’s delicious, for many, it’s becoming increasingly difficult by the day to…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem Post2006 began quite like 2005. And by ‘quite like’ I mean ‘not even remotely comparable’. There were parallels, mind you. Both January’s I served as election observer, presidential and parliamentary respectively. Which entailed a lot of barreling up and down the West…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostWorld AffairsOn arrival I’m set up in the veranda, which is cherished office real estate. Especially in winter. Pamper the newbie, I guess. Back in the days the Bisan headquarters sits in Balu’a, a low-lying suburb of Ramallah of previously marshes, aquatic birds…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostMy landlord Mitri’s a geography teacher. Man, did he ever teach geography that day. It’s January. Orthodox Christmas. Palestinian Christians from the West Bank are allowed each year to enter Israel. Some good old divide et impera. A permit for worshipping in…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostThe Israeli-Palestinian conflict according to Scientology. It’s funny how Skully and Mulder never dedicated any time to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Plenty of scope for conspiracy and yet… nothing. Which represents of course, in and by itself, a conspiracy. Time to investigate. Coffee…
ConsciousnessDispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostTime to get away. Escapism. We’re riding up North for three days. Beach, mountains, old stones, and a blissful absence of checkpoints. A day earlier I go to Jerusalem, get us a yellow-plate car. No use for the green-and-white. Makes me chuckle…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostWorld AffairsThe IDF admits to using “agents provocateurs” at the weekly anti-wall demonstrations in Bil’in. “But they only start throwing rocks after the regular demonstrators do so.” Which begs the question; what’s the point of using infiltrators then? Once more, logic is that…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostWorld AffairsAfter a first concert, and the Ramallah workshops our destination is Yata, a small village south of Hebron. Mahmoud, who works for an organization that helps disadvantaged children flags our van, greets us with an energetic smile that could power Las Vegas.
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem Post“Things are a lot more uh, uh…complex… I got certain information. Certain things have come to light…. Uh.. It might not be just such a simple… uh… you know?” Ask a Middle East expert to explain, clear and succinct, what in God’s…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireTechnologyThe Jerusalem PostA cloud of uncertainty looms over the region… wait… no… Please don’t panic! It is an actual cloud. Coming from the kitchen upstairs. Lasagnas behaving badly. I’m ensconced at Zan Café, the Kasabah Cinema and Theater’s annexed lounge/restaurant/bar general-purpose watering hole, soaking…
ConsciousnessDispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem Post“Crybabies.” Fie on anyone who calls them that. The inhabitants of Sderot I mean. “Killed by a rocket?” a friend of mine asked. “You mean this crude welding together of lawnmower spare parts? You’re more likely to get stabbed in Tel Aviv…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostWorld AffairsIt’s almost noon. Outside the house nothing stirs save the occasional street cat. Dubya is in town. That’s one quiet president, lemme tell you, like he’s taken off his shoes and tiptoed past the Qalandia checkpoint to share sweet tea and whispered…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostMurphy is wide awake. As am I. Although perhaps not as wide as the proverbial fat lady, given that she didn’t sing until about six this morning when I conveyed the Rumplestitchkins to their respective abodes. Rock n Roll, you know how…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem Post“My uncle used to drink a lot. We’re talking way back, when a bottle of arak set you back a mere Shekel.” Ramzi’s eyes tell the story with vigor. His hands add to the narrative with exaggerated swigging motions. “He sure liked…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostSo it’s Christmas soon. The joy. Jingle bells. I’m not at all sure what to make of it anymore. Then again, it’s a religious holiday, not a lump of clay, so I’m pretty much off the hook on that account. Before on…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostA logistical nightmare. Forget about sleeping. Murphy flaunts his Law, bares his fangs, incredulous almost. “Wait. Let me get this straight. You’ve invited a Belgian rock band to play, ánd host children’s music workshops? In Ramallah? The hills of Hebron? On the…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostWorld AffairsI’m out on the town. Any given Thursday. A couple of beers, a few laughs. Drunken ramblings. The later it gets, the less coherent becomes whatever leaves my mouth. “A guy at work bought a car out of the paper. Ten years…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostI never cared much for musicals. I remember watching Mary Poppins as a child, impatient and wound up at these lengthy, unnatural irruptions of song and dance. The keen observer in me noticed a certain discrepancy with such unexplained sung jollity, and…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostNot one, not two, but three missing links exist in the contentious realm of paleoanthropology. From 10 to 8 million years ago there lived in Africa a common ancestor to the four species of Great Apes, to wit; gorillas, chimpanzees, bonobos, and…
ConsciousnessDispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostI happily wore sandals today. Not exactly the stuff of red carpets, but they do afford a sense of liberty and ease that helps the imagination cling on to summer. In Belgium you don’t wear sandals in November. One of the perks…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostEverybody loves a conspiracy. Even those who profess to hate them. They, of course, are part of the conspiracy. Obviously. Who shot JFK? I for one have a perfect alibi; I wasn’t born yet. That, of course, will hardly convince the avid…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostWorld AffairsImmediately after alighting from the plane at the brand new airport of Jericho, my wife and I head into the city, and hide for a while behind a promontory of chicken musakhan. The four-hour flight from Newark has rendered my belly a…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostI’m a cynical bastard. It’s a self-defense mechanism I guess, a callus on the soul that treads a little softer on the daily carnage spewed out by the newsreel. I’ve long ago given up my belief in any kind of interventionist deity.
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostWorld AffairsMy email gives a soft “pling”. Suzan delivers the latest office updates. It’s that time again. During the holy month of Ramadan working hours will be from eight to four instead of nine to five. The rich meals at sundown to break…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostDome of the Rock. Someone who’s unfamiliar with the Middle East could be forgiven to assume it the name of a rock band. But then again, someone very familiar with the Middle East, and Ramallah specifically, will know that it is in…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostTime travel runs counter to the laws of physics, however much renegade scientists or plain madmen will time and again claim to the contrary. Of course Einstein knew this too and, were he alive today, his surprise to find an Oktoberfest in…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostWhat is the one thing toothpaste, deodorant, and musical conservatories have in common? They were invented in the 9th century by the man who added a fifth string to the Arab “oud”, thus creating the European lute and forerunner of the guitar.
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostParents will be parents. Families worry as much as the cardiovascular system allows. Don’t ever let reality get in the way of fear. Blood pressure. Cholesterol. In many ways parenting is probably the most dangerous profession available to humans. “It’s not like…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostWhat’s so Belgian about Belgium? What constitutes a nation? Julius Caesar once famously said, “Of all the Gauls, Belgians are the bravest.” Luckily he wasn’t there to see me run that day, in ignominious defeat, from a flock of geese. I am…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostI am horrible at time-keeping. It is eight o’clock, and I’m standing at the bar. Muhammad, the bartender, greets me with a smile. “Kif halak?” “I’m fine,” I say, scanning the room. Ol’ Blue Eyes stares down at me from the wall,…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostAre the Spice Girls in town? No, not really. Lebanese pop-singer Nancy Ajram then? Or perhaps eighties one-hit-wonder Charles & Eddie? If no one else can help you, and if you can find them,… maybe Palestinians hired the A-Team? Quite unlikely. And…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem PostJust a regular town I got the job. The phone interview with a crackly voice, one time-zone away, had gone well. Belgian development money would pay for me to go and support a small organization that’s active in the field of women’s…
DispatchEnglishJerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatchesMiddle EastPalestineSatireThe Jerusalem Post“Hey, hey, if it isn’t Bunny Bunzenburner, venture capitalist extraordinaire slash celebrity music producer. Care for a carrot?” No, this isn’t a rendering of some nightmare, although my restless dream that night had an eerie resemblance to what happened that day. This…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersI was in Rome shortly. Rome was nice. Everybody knows Rome, so please accept my apologies for not dwelling on its historic importance or assorted tourist paraphernalia. Suffice it to say that –in the parlance of our day- a lot of shit…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe Others10-07-05 Ik bevind me met een hele boel mensen in een grote bus die met grote snelheid over een oneffen weg raast. Rajesh en Saidja zijn aanwezig. Rajesh ligt languit op een rolstoel. Zijn linkerbeen zit vastgepind in een metalen stanketsel. Zijn…
ConsciousnessEnglishJournal archiveNoteWordPressSvalbard is far away now. I can’t even begin to picture what set me to flee my home there; the warm and protective lair that I always liked so much to return to after a tiring business trip, clinching gas deals in…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe Others“Hey Bunzenburner,” she said. “Ben!” She then turned to whispering in my ear: “Bunny, wake up.” My head hurt so much, I thought someone was attempting to assemble an Ikea cupboard inside my skull. My faculties were so impaired with pain that…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe Others“Eeey ragazzo!” Luigi said. Traveling is a funny thing. A whole range of things that you take for granted suddenly assume new and unexpected propensities; like the taste of cold carrot pie in the morning –you can somehow not compare this event…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersSomething dawned on me the other day; I’m en route to meet Cassandra in Italy, and now that I find myself here, infused with a sense of how big –and to bunny standards quite vast- a place it actually is, a natural…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersI crossed the border into Italy this morning. It’s somehow been very difficult of late to hitchhike anywhere, so by default I hop. I like to hop. Hopping, I’ll have you know, is a very efficient mode of travel. You don’t have…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersSo it is off to Italy then. If anything I am a curious bunny and the lure of the unknown tantalizes me at times about as much as steaming carrot pie on a window sill. I received an email yesterday from P…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersI am in Switzerland. Don’t ask me how I got there. But more importantly; Svenbärd dropped in this morning. “Mr. Bunzenburner,” he said, as he’s always polite and formal after a long hiatus between our meetings. “How are you doing this fine…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersAngelika was born in Magdeburg on May 15, 1973, roughly 4 centuries after Charlemagne’s crowning. Her parents are Rudigard Oberwesen and Rita Süsemädel, a policeman and housewife respectively. Angelika had always been a grade A student as they say; of exemplary conduct…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersWalter’s infatuation with Angelika became apparent when instead of himself, she became the star of his homemade (no pun intended) movies. He would get restless when the time of her visits approached -always within office hours-, polishing his teeth with the index…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersAachen is where Charlemagne was crowned Emperor in 800 AD. This is roughly more than 357 years ago. The city breathes history and on every street corner and every little cobbled square the legacy of old Europe looks down on you from…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersI’m still in Aachen, Germany. I’ve no money to speak of, so buying carrots is out. Let alone a southbound train ticket. I spent the last couple of nights on a patch of cardboard, generously provided by Walter, a 54 year-old hobo…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersThree days ago I received an email from the president of the United States of America; Dear Mr. Bunny Bunzenburner, First of all Laura and I would like to wish you a happy New Year, and all the best for 2007! A…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersTomorrow is the New Year. Or rather, tomorrow is the last day of the old one. And although this might traditionally be a time to look back, I will do none of the sort. My gaze is firmly set to the future.
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersI hopped for six days straight, crossing the Netherlands diagonally and all the while singing “The Jesus Christ Pose.” Yesterday then finally, I crossed the border into Belgium, and it appears that this is where I shall spend Christmas this year; in…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersI arrived in Holland this morning, hopping, off the beaten track as it were, munching on the rare carrot here, gormandizing a twig there. The forests (nothing but planted Scots pine and oak) are rather desolate this time of year, I must…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersIt’s been exactly one month since I left Svalbard. My situation, it must be said, leaves much to be desired. I’m currently somewhere in the middle of Denmark; I have escaped boredom, abduction and death itself. Luckily my loyal friend Svenbärd has…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersDear Bunny, Where to begin? If you are reading this, most of my distress will be alleviated, for it means that you are alive and well, or at least well enough to read; despite what I have done. I will start from…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersI believe I must have passed out from all the frantic jumping. This, I am certain, allowed the collective mind of the bunny farm to invade the core of my being even quicker. After a while I came to, fully assimilated and…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersThe white rabbits came closer still. Any closer, I feared, and we would have imploded by the sheer congregated mass of colorless fluff. When the wet snout of the front-most bunny touched mine, they stopped. “We are all prisoners here.” A voice…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe Others“So you believe the Devil is responsible for all this?” Cassandra asked, a little incredulous to my taste. “Well, yes.” She sat pensive for a while, her long black tail followed a curly path around her feet to lay its tip beside…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersCassandra and I set about our journey in good spirits. All through the night we paced in gentle, yet certain stride and while I hopped as quietly as I could, trying hard not to disturb the snappy dried twigs on the ground,…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersIt is a glorious day for freedom. This morning at 4.34 I unshackled myself from that pink Bastille and ran into the wilderness. It must have been the drowsiness of sleep that had temporarily unchained the iron manacles of Carrot Madness. This,…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersI must escape. But perhaps I will await one more serving of sweet carrots before eloping. Last night Nina drove me around triumphantly on top of a pink Rolls Royce. In my fancy I remember these motorcars as being slightly bigger, but…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersIt appears that I have arrived in Århus, in the old European nation of Denmark. As I emerged from my den this morning, the salty froth of distant waves tickled my nostrils; this is a sensation I much relish. I do swim…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersBoy, it’s been a grueling two days. At Hammerfest Regional Airport I was exposed by a rough-round-the-edges truck driver by the name of Haakon. It’s not that he picked me up by the ears or anything like that –God forbid. He even…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersInstead of arriving in Reykjavík, I find myself somewhat marooned in a cargo hanger of Hammerfest regional airport, Norway. Since my arrival about two hours ago, I’ve been nibbling on little Styrofoam pellets for sustenance, and I’ve written a letter to Svenbärd,…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersI hitched a ride this morning aboard the rickety boat that the scientists from the observatory use to commute to Longyearbyen. Right now I’m hiding in the back of a small plane, which I assume is flying me to Reykjavík. I ended…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersThere was a lot of activity at the weather observatory this morning. Three figures (I could make out gender nor feature in the formless white overalls that bulged around their respective personae) stacked a great many boxes onto a snow truck and…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersSvenbärd Gulliksen came to visit today. For a cup of coffee as it were. He knows that what he gets is no Quartermaine or Willoughby's. It's not even such vulgar pitch as available in your local supermarket. Ha! You see, I might…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersWinter is here now, but I am snug and comfy in my lair. Vaguely I can hear the wind howl outside, and all animals scurry and bustle to shelter from the inclement gales. I'm watching Six Feet Under. Amazon is great, sending…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersThere was a loud thumping noise outside my lair this morning. Fear struck me like a cow falling from a Russian cargo plane. Believe me, I..ve seen it happen. At first I tried to find innocuous explanations and for this I rummaged…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersAfter long and arduous locomotion I have finally returned to my sub-terranean, yet far from humble abode. Winter is fast approaching now, so I have mostly kept myself to confined comforts such as watching assorted moving images on my Bang&Olufsen home theatre.
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersCurrently I sit prone in the business lounge of Reykjavik airport waiting for my lay-over. No doubt once again some barely motorized airborne contrivance, big enough to hold five people and a rabbit, will serve as my conveyance to Svalbard. I really…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersI do not know its name. I cannot fathom what a dog's name could be. My bunny brain simply cannot compute such an aberration of nature. It first appeared a couple of days ago. Whence it came, I cannot tell. It simply…
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersI jumped really high. I think it was further than yesterday. In other news, I nibbled on a carrot. Again. It’s hard to resist. Really. Especially if you’re a rabbit. I’ll tell you all about that some time.
Bunny diariesEnglishFictionMySpaceSatireThe OthersJohny, net de vijftig voorbij, is van alle markten thuis; een man van de wereld. Hij heeft een diploma in Business op zak van de V.S., is een beetje met consulting bezig, vastgoed ook, en hij schrijft momenteel een boek. “Het gaat…
BVLDispatchJournal archiveMiddle EastNederlandsPalestine“We zijn altijd bezet geweest. De Turken lieten ons verhongeren. De Britten brachten ten minste scholen, straten en ziekenhuizen.” Ramzi is de vader van mijn huisbaas Mitri. Polio verlamde zijn benen toen hij tien was. Ondertussen is de brave man bijna tachtig,…
BVLDispatchJournal archiveMiddle EastNederlandsPalestineVroeg of laat moest het ervan komen. Zulke dingen kennen een zekere wetmatigheid; Newton zou je bijna zeggen. De ene zijde heeft de macht moeten opgeven, de andere heeft er net van geproefd en de smaak bevalt. Het gaat hier over Fatah…
DispatchJournal archiveMiddle EastNederlandsPalestineWordPressHalf vier ’s morgens, laatstleden. Geroep en het rauwe geknal van metaal op metaal (pollepel op ketel zeg maar) grijpt me bij de gedroomde kraag, sleept me de wakkere wereld binnen. De gemeente Al-Bireh, een deelgemeente van Ramallah, betaalt elk jaar iemand…
DispatchJournal archiveMiddle EastNederlandsPalestineWordPressPalestijnen gaan graag naar theater. Diegenen die het zich kunnen permiteren althans. Zoals overal gaan die theaterstukken dan over dingen die van ver of nabij relevant zijn; hoe mensen met mekaar omgaan, hoe mensen met bepaalde situaties omgaan, en hoe die situaties…
DispatchJournal archiveMiddle EastNederlandsPalestineWordPressGaza staat in brand. Israël staat in rep en roer. Dat is in korte schets het gevolg van de ontvoering vorige week van een Israëlische soldaat door Palestijnse militanten. De situatie dreigt duidelijk te escaleren en de hoop op vrede van een…
EssayJournal archiveMiddle EastNederlandsPalestineWordPressWorld AffairsHet centrum van Ramallah; Een drukke rotonde met als naam “Manara”. De betekenis daarvan komt ergens in de buurt van vuurtoren. Er staat inderdaad een soortement stanketselachtige toren met daarrrond vier leeuwen die symbool zouden staan voor de vier machtige families of…
DispatchJournal archiveMiddle EastNederlandsPalestineWordPressRamallah heeft een uitgaansleven dat beslist levendig genoemd kan worden. Men danst en drinkt er, zelfs tijdens de islamitische vastenmaand. “Maar soms heb je wel eens zin in iets anders, andere mensen, andere plaatsen,” zegt Wahbeh, een Palestijnse architect uit Jeruzalem. In…
BVLDispatchJournal archiveMiddle EastNederlandsPalestineMeer dan een miljard mensen op deze wereld hangen een geloof aan dat intrinsiek extremistisch is en hebben de neiging om hun overtuiging met geweld uit te dragen. Dat is de impliciete boodschap van de Deense cartoons die momenteel voor opschudding zorgen.
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The Jerusalem Post online · 2007–08
Jerusalem Post: Ramallah dispatches
Appeared in The Jerusalem Post online between August 2007 and June 2008. In the columns, Tom attempts, with varying success, to apply the force of metaphor to his evolving views on the deep injustice of a half a century of military occupation.
37 episodes · 2006–07
The Bunny Diaries
Originally published as The Bunny Blog: the increasingly improbable travels of Bunny ‘Bunzenburner’ Benzo, Svalbard native rabbit extraordinaire. Current whereabouts: unknown.